i am a private person who doesn’t like talking about their life but who also compulsively overshares at any given opportunity. hope that helps
another life
Howl and Sophie <3
Timelapse video and lineart download will be available on patreon!
“Wanna see how high I can jump? Pretty cool, huh?“
I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.
Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I’m a 5 year old because I couldn’t tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger
when i put away the largest longest kitchen knife from the dishwasher to the knife block for the moment it’s in my hand i become the final girl in a horror movie. and then i go back to normal after
my entire political stance basically boils down to “I care about other people” and MAN does it make people MAD
gay asf to be a detective. what are you inspecting, other men?
Sampson is a service dog for a researcher who works in a lab. He has his own lab coat and safety goggles
He’s practicing lab safety
He has little booties!!!!!!
this is the most Pokemon Professor-looking person I’ve ever seen in real life
if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people
NO DONT DO THAT
dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:
What are they
dirty
Bad at drinking milk